While You Were Out

(came back to my desk to find this IM)

FRIEND USER: jeeeezzzuuuuuussss

FRIEND USER: jeeeeeeZZZUUUUUUUSSSS

FRIEND USER: he got seriously messed uuuuppppp

FRIEND USER: by the Romans or the Jews, depending on what you belieeeeevvvve

FRIEND USER: then he roooooooooose uuuuupppp

FRIEND USER: straight up outtta that cave

FRIEND USER: he was dead innnnnn

FRIEND USER: and there was that shrrrrooouuuuuddd or whaaateeevvveerrrr

FRIEND USER: that provvves it haaaappppeeennnned

FRIEND USER: JEEEEEEZZZZUUUUUUSSSSS

FRIEND USER: JEEEE-EE-EE-EE-EEEEEZUUUUSSS

FRIEND USER: he came back to liiiiiiiifffe

FRIEND USER: like a rabbit or a flowwwwweerrrrrr

FRIEND USER: this conference call is boring!

FRIEND USER: so I figured I’d drop a little of my new song “Jezus” on ya.

Thank you. Posting this on Tumblr.