May 2011
1 post
April 2011
5 posts
4 tags
While You Were Out
(came back to my desk to find this IM)
FRIEND USER: jeeeezzzuuuuuussss
FRIEND USER: jeeeeeeZZZUUUUUUUSSSS
FRIEND USER: he got seriously messed uuuuppppp
FRIEND USER: by the Romans or the Jews, depending on what you belieeeeevvvve
FRIEND USER: then he roooooooooose uuuuupppp
FRIEND USER: straight up outtta that cave
FRIEND USER: he was dead innnnnn
FRIEND USER: and there was that...
March 2011
12 posts
I think I just ate a cigarette dumpling. .: Chris .: Von meinem iPhone gesendet.
GUIDE: So, how was dumpling?!
ME: Good!
.: Chris
.: Von meinem iPhone gesendet.
Ack. I am in Beijing. Twitter, Tumblr & Facebarf all blocked by government. My precious interwebz!! Ni hao .: Chris .: Von meinem iPhone gesendet.
February 2011
4 posts
December 2010
23 posts
Russia
Listen. Soccer in Russia. We go. Stay in a damp hotel. There is snow and Vodka and scowling. Brown cars. Women with blonde hair. Teenage dudes in track suits with curious scabs and cuts on their knuckles and foreheads. Then the soccer comes. USA wins a game or two. Then loses. Then we drink more. We are held up at an ATM by mobsters. We are stabbed. One of us wakes up in a shabby motel missing a...
November 2010
48 posts
